I didn't get Tom Brady.

Rob did. Rob, who last year said he wanted to break Tom Brady's knees.
He couldn't actually say Tom Brady's name when he drafted him, though.
He had to have Levi draft Tom Brady for him.
Rob has a bad track record of having his first pick get injured early in the season.
While it might serve him right for choosing my guy, I wouldn't wish that on Tom Brady.
Then I'd have to live with Katherine living through an underwhelming Patriots' season.
That would be tough.
Especially if ND doesn't come through.