Saturday, June 21, 2008

Contingency plans

I was telling Katherine this morning that if I ever died that I would want her to be happy and fall in love again. But, I had some conditions.

1. She had to always love me slightly more than the next person.
2. She had to have a giant portrait of me displayed in a prominent place.
3. She had to have a shrine displaying my ashes and light a candle to me every day - ideally below the giant portrait.
4. I wouldn't mind a tattoo of my face on her arm, either.

Hmmm... I think my requirements are a bit restrictive. I guess I could nix the tattoo part. :)

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Somehow, that spells doom to me for her next relationship. :)

Elizabeth Halt said...

You might want to nix the shrine idea too. You're not the Virgin Mary. ;-)